Crash...AUGH! So much blood!

Ok, so it's not that dramatic. Just ticked off that simple C++ knowledge allows me to read into the program, but Windows requires a password that nobody knows. I'm down to using my calculator's RNG, it's not working so well. If only I knew of a back door, or what sort of random nonsense password Chris would make up.

Ranting, ah well. Such is a journalish type thing. Guess I'm over quota now, maybe it'll get better, maybe worse. We shall see. Short smidgeons of ticked off, long whiles of listening to music and avoiding homework. The fires on the other foot.

-Good Care!
Bob

September...

A new month! A new quota to be met! Nothing really comes to mind...well, Soccer's starting! YAY! I hope I like my team. XD

But other than that I have nothing on my mind, besides hating math. >.< So I'll just say some quotes or sumtin like dat.

The closer you get to something, the tougher it is to see it.
It's not the size of the things you can do that matters. What's important is the strength of your feelings

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is.

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder, a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

Friends are like potatoes...if you eat them they die.

Your tears, lies, sadness, and regrets, everything is proof that I was here with you!

And that's not even past the first part of my notepad! XD so many good quotes...maybe some other time.

-Bob

blech

school's approaching already...>.<
the exciting things? seeing friends, playing the devils game in seminary before school, lunch...the usual.

schedule?

1-AP gov Seiter <---Seiter's awesome!
2-AP psych Smith <---probably gonna change
3-AP stats Peterson <---might as well
4-MM2 Lowry <---Multimedia- love playing with adobe
5-Seminary!! <---naturally excited!
6-CE english Lund <---not sure about this one...Jamie, Garik, and Danny have told me horror stories about his class
7-Honors Physics Banks <---Banks is one of the best teachers!
8-Comm Photo1 Lowry <---she'll get tired of seeing me everyday!

that's about it...well, advisory where we do nothing in the first place...

Yup -Bob

Here's the quota!

Looks like it’s blogging time! Gotta get my quota in before the end of the month. =p
It won’t be perfect, but I’ll try! Watch it all sound different than what I intend…

So yeah…I could blog about my vacations…I could blog about Camp Helaman…but it would take a while, actually, this is gonna take a while. Last night I told myself I’d leave Word up while I am on just so that I could write a half-decent post. I can’t do it under the pressure of time. So, I decided to write all day and see what comes of it. Of course I won’t post till tomorrow; otherwise what I said about the quota wouldn’t be relevant here.

First off, I’d like to start by stating the obvious. I’m an idiot. Everyone may see me as perfect, but I know how to lie. Sure everyone sees me as the perfect child, but there’s more than what they know. Somehow probably relating to this in some miniscule way is an empty threat. It bugs me when people say I’ve gone too far, then say something like: ‘I oughta hit you.’ Then I’ll say go for it, and they’ll just shrug it off. If you’re gonna threaten something, chances are, you’d better be willing to follow through with it. I know I deserve to be hit, punched, kicked, choose your poison, yet no one ever goes past an empty threat. It irritates me.

Now to get into the rant! Hooray for 1a.m. o’clock in the morning typing! That wall is partially broken, If only I weren’t at my desk but up at engineering state, there’d be more to say. But who knows?

The good thing about procrastinating, is that all the good thoughts can be put in at the last minute. Just like tonight, when I was leaving Cams. There was no reason for it, but while I was blading home one of the first thoughts after ‘What a beautiful night…ooo lightning!’ was something to the effect of ‘Where’d Brdeeds go?’ As if she were there watching and blading with me. I have no clue why it came, or why I’m typing it, but the backspace key is too far away, and the mouse even further! So it stays.

As the song goes, “Everybody has something, they had to leave behind.” Well, I’m sure it’s true. There’s always something in the past that holds us where we are. I can’t quite put my finger on it, but it’s gonna take a lot to drag me away from you, if that’s what it truly is. I don’t know what I’m fighting for, but there’s just something in me that…can’t make up its mind. It just makes it up as it goes along.

And that’s the news from the desk. Hopefully I can copy and paste it before completely crashing.
Talk to ya’ll later…sometime, somehow, somewhere…

-Jeremy
JerryBobMoeKcarletc.

The Knack

Ok, so you've hit me spot on. Probably no picks again. But I will say I do have 'The Knack'. I might've mentioned this before, but I'll say it again.

The knack- a rare condition characterized by an extreme intuition of all things mechanical and electrical with total social ineptitude.

The whole reason for being an engineer. Plus if you haven't noticed already, I'm pretty much socially inept. =p

Engineering State!

Dude! Engineering State was totally awesome! I had a great time. If I ever get the pics I may post em, who knows?

Well, some review that was, eh? So anyways, I leave have fun...dang, I just realized how much I miss it already! I just didn't want to leave. Have to come back down here to hell...the rut...and a blog in ruin! Someone updated my IE7 to IE8 and now the mouse follower will actually follow, but causes lag. and the right side bar merged with the left. *shakes head* I guess you can't leave the farm alone for two minutes. Otherwise the chickens will use paints new 'Kill' function to eat the cows.

YES! I'M ALREADY OUTTA HERE!

Yup. It's totally true. Summer comes, and I'm out of the house immediately for once. I'm gonna be hangin' out up at USU doing some engineer thing. Basically having loads of fun without you all! MWAHAHAHA!!! So yup. Just thought I oughta leave on a happier note...not that bad day one.

Yearbook day's tomorrow!

Everyone: We oughta hang out sometime when I'm around. Do another late night or sumtin...

...

Times like this
it's good to say
screw the world
and go smoke weed.

Back...and actually online!

Yup. I'm back from Moab! I have a whole bunch of scenic and other pictures but I'm too lazy to attempt to figure out some complicated slideshow type thing... So, I'll leave the boiled pink lobster to the imagination...

Felt like it was time to update! And...this is all I've got so far...sad...Let's see...

O! I know! I'm going to fail an AP test soon. ummm...Prom was totally awesome! I'm going to be a DL at APC... track meets...the usual.

And there ya have it. All the way from the Jannison Pass. I'm Kershack, and thanks for watching.

Down south it is!

I'm coming Moab! You better prepare yourselves, it is said that I will be the destruction of the city. We shall see who is more destructive! MWAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!

FIRE! Ooo...I'll need a distraction. Anyone willing to listen to lengthy and sometimes interesting stories for hours on end with no food or pay?

SB!

It's almost here!

What? No! Why would it be referring to Strong Bad? Sheesh, it's like you don't even pay attention to school holidays!

Crap! That gave it away! Yup. I'll just say it then. SPRING BREAK!! is almost here! I can't wait to sit around at home for a week and do nothing. We all know that could NEVER happen... I guess we'll find out. Between the plans to go to Oregon...and the ones for Moab...and the super secret ones to break into a safe and steal the secret recipe for the donut cookies that everyone seems to love...

HAVE FUN YA'LL! Let's get some conversa'in done!
go ahead and make fun of my accent. I triple dog dare ya!

-Jerry

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

That's right! Today is the day that I started to dream! The day I said, here we go! Let's take over China and be done with it all.

So yeah. I would like to thank you all for coming here to this momentous occasion. It is such an honor to be in the presence of one of the greatest confuzzled confuzzlers. Are you enjoying that greasy burger? I've laced it with a sleeping powder that should take effect any minute now, then we'll take your valuables and sell them on E-bay to the highest bidder. Just a reminder, you do not want to mess with those invisible ninjas. They're vicious...and rabid...and well, you should get the picture.

Enough blathering.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEREMY!!! (or Jerry...Bob...Hey you....Firefriend...etc.)

Time for dinner!
See ya'll later!

JEREMY!!! (or Jerry...Bob...Hey you....Firefriend...etc.)

Yup.

Well, I was thinking about posting something epic. But I think it can wait until I get out of this maze. I guess I can still blog about random things...

That was an awesome hike!

Too bad it's so late...I want some ice cream, but don't want to disturb the neighbors while looking for the key...

*whistles a little something from Journey*

NO! Not another dead end! That's the last time I follow one of you pixies...

CHECKMATE!

And that's the end of tonights bloggage.

-Jerry

WOOTNESS!

The track season I've waited so long for is here! It officially starts this Wednesday (the 18th)!

3:00 @Layton High. I'll be at the high jump and long jump pits. If I'm not either of those places, good luck with the hunt! ;p

Distractions...

Well...I hate to push such a progressive quote away...maybe I'll put it next to the temple of doom quote...

Anyways. I just thought I'd share my mind with ya'll. (all twoish of ya ;p)

Yup. Chemistry is the best class ever! Today we soaked him, and what a day it was. Almost everyone brought a squirt bottle/squirt gun and joined in the battle. Poor Prof. B. got ganked. It was AWESOME! He had to run for cover in the lab. He was lucky we didn't chase him down...

Next, it's fun to manipulate people. I find myself getting better at it everyday. Hmmm...what does that say about me, if I'm not even trying? It must just be my nature to bug people.

Ya, that's what I'll do!

later...

just not quite me

I'm in sort of a carpe diem mood right now. Anyone up for a game of lazer tag?

how about swimming? or maybe diving?
Bowling?
Soccer? Gotta love soccer!
hmmm...whatever it is, I'm bound to do adequate to horrible.

Anyways. I'm almost sure you haven't given up. If you have, o well. It's just my mood, but I'll probably regret saying it later. But I'm gonna say it!

The days I spent with you burned their imprint onto my heart.
I will always feel them, though my memories may fade.
Though I may fall in love again, you will eternally hold a place in the deepest part of my soul.
well...maybe not eternally...yet...We'll find out soon enough. Maybe.

I'll feel it, even as the seasons change.
That I met you within the vastness of time, was the greatest experience of my life.
Even after I sprint into the future,you will always be special and precious to me.
Even as the seasons change again.

With high in the sky dreams,
Jeremy/Jerry/Bob/whatever you call me...I shall know

A day late! NOOOOOooooo.....

Just a month to go! minus a day if you read my titles...

This has to be the most posts I've done in one month...

My orthodontist gave me some sparkling cider, isn't that stuff loaded with sugar? Oughta have some super sugar/video game/randomness party.

ANd that's the thoughts for today.

-Jerry

(8)rip him open take it back guys...(8)

WOOHOO! TAKE THAT CAM!

Heeheehee...What am I gloating about you ask? Well...aside from the fact that I'm being lazy,

*ahem*

I GOT MY BRACES OFF YESTERDAY!!! That's right, now I look like a freak without em! Surprisingly only one person noticed so far...so, I just thought I'd let everyone know by the web.

*aside*Gosh...only one? well...Mark SAYS he noticed but just didn't say anything...I don't think I quite believe him though...

As for the rest of you! I am disappointed...unless you never see me, then it's ok. But even the stalkers should know by now

-happily rubbing it in everyones face
Jerry

Just me talking to myself...

Welcome to the war room. The next battle is to be fought this Tuesday.

What battle you may ask?

Well, we(my priest quorum and friends and anyone else who wants to come) are being the victims of some horrible disaster! It's CERT certification time and it's always fun to run around like an injured Looney! (trust me on this, I've done it twice before!)

ANyone wanting to come, the usual ways of contact work. Call me...kidnap me...a threat-tastic letter...

WOOHOO! Master of Hiding! FTW!

Apparently I am very good at picking when and where to hide. Even if I don't know that someones looking for me they have a hard time finding me. That habit of annoyance at the wrong times must be rubbing off on the rest of me!

But...yeah...I figure I'll go to lunch at the right place tomorrow, and the freaks still won't find me! Isn't it a genius plan? Most people won't think to check the same place twice! And if your the ones looking for me...I guess I just gave away my location. So, after a quick trip to Wayne's World I will be off to an undisclosed location in Eastern Europe. Not including Russia, Romania, or Germany. (My 'friend' has been giving away my favorite caves in those areas, so I have to go to the lesser ones.)

And that's the news for today!

In order to succeed, you must fail many times.

Okay...it's been a week or so since I last posted, so I shall try and bring something to the forefront of my scrawny brain!

*look of awkward concentration...ish...*

-DING-

Ah-ha! How about this weather we've been having? Isn't it great? More snow in the last two storms combined than all winter!

O shoot...that just won't do...

I know, I'll tell about my week.

I've been hiding in several different caves these last six days. So much lack of technology, I almost went insane! No blogs...no games...no Bob... So, ya. If any of you were looking for me at my house. I wasn't home. Ask me again later, I might still not be home. I came back here, and it just felt different...somehow, not my home...And this has been puzzling me. So tell me, What is a home?

Ok, I lied...

So shoot me. As long as it's done in a stylish and honorable way like Bourne. What did I lie about? The whole not posting something serious during SAW.

My reasons? Seminary. WE were challenged to say what's in our head when it comes. I thought about it...thought about making something dramatic and thought-provoking calling you all morons in the process, but you finally decided to make a response. So, now I will do another 5 minute, or maybe it will be dramatic. We'll see.

This is the hard part...making it sound all dramatic without...whatevfer...yeah...

I guess I'll tell the story.

That winter campout I was telling about? It was awesome. WE went cross-country skiing, had lots of sweets, and I got the fire all to myself (come to think of it, it must have been an oversight on my leaders part). But eventually the man of the hour came out, and you guessed it. Told me not to play with fire. *remembers...* Oh, the fun we had...

Anyways, apparently he could tell I wasn't myself. We talked about the stars (my favorite subject), then he asked my week. So I told him, and he picked apart pieces of it. He is really good at this mind stuff...but, the one thing that hit me the most (it could just be me needing to hear it over....but who knows?) was his answer. Actually...a lot of things he says are fun...

Love isn't always on time. Just like that song by Toto, it never occured to me in this way, but love withstands trials. It keeps hold long after you'd think it dead. It's always there. That's the difference from a crush, where a stupid thing is said or done and it's 'over'. Screw the world, screw the common mind (not his words, but the best way I can remember it). If it's there, and it's right, go for it. Deal with the so-called "problems".

Well, that was the hard part. I've been over it five times and still can't make it sound any better. So, I'll leave it at that.

until another time!
-Jerry (or insert favorite nickname here)

HAPPY SOPHMORE APPRECIATION WEEK!!!!

Time to get back more on a happy note! It's sophmore appreciation week, and I'm lovin it. If it weren't, I wouldn't have any time to blog for the next 2 weeks! So, maybe I'll throw another blog tomorrow...

Yup, the sophmores get to test, and we get to stay home until the bus comes two hours later! That means extra video games! Blogs! Tetris Ownage! And more!

So, until next week! Appreciate the annoying little sophmores. And...that's about it...I think...Man, that was short...I really need to work on this mroe!

____\____________\o/________ SHARK ATTACK!

Augh!

Again with the foreign languages!! Is someone trying to tell me something? I mean, come on! If you wanna tell me something just say it! I guess I've been spoiled that way my whole life...

At least until I became a teenager...

Then things seemed to go all into the ughness side. Up until 9th grade, if someone had something to say, or a girl wanted to admit how much she secretly liked me, they just told me. But now in high school I have to learn to read these signs that change everyday! I'm no cryptologist and that makes the ever-changing code even harder!

Right now, I'm just content to sit here playing Warcraft 24/7...that is 24 minutes of the next 7 hours. It's gonna be hard, but it's a realistic goal...doncha think?

Well, I'm out. Probably to use up 8 of those minutes...or light a fire...or maybe even take a nap...who knows what we'll think up next!?!

-Bob out
p.s. The mouse is in the flowerbed.

Today...

I had a good day. :P

The languages you never thought you'd hear...

Yup, you got it! I'm actually gonna write a blog about a part of my life!

So...I go up to the church at 7:00(more or less) for mutual. It's our combined activity tonight. So, I go in the chapel...get stuck in the orange group. Then I have to play the piano, so naturally I mess up so they won't want me to try it again. Then my group meets up in the orange room. (Cam switched from green to orange so I wouldn't be the only idiot in the group!) Everything was fine up to that point. Then some guy starts trying to talk to us in spanish! Of all languages, the one I've learned to despise the most(thx 5ht and 6th grade!)! Luckily, the girls in our group could kind of translate what he was trying to say.

So then we move onto the pink room. Guess what happened? NO, we got stuck in another foreign language class. Our trusty translators were useless as we tried to decipher the Mandarin Chinese being spoke to us. I was the brave one to break the silence, and naturally after I commented the room went quiet tryhing to decipher the chinese!!

Third, the yellow room. Guess vere ve vent next? Dang, the accent gave it away. Your right, the birthplace of Hitler...DEUTCHSLAND!!(not to be confused with Disneyland, I had that problem tonight, turns out I was right. They do speak english in Disneyland) Our translators were losing their credibility. We drove this talker into playing Charades with us, and did it ever confuse the heck out of me! What about this next sentence makes sense? Big tree road lights.

Second Eldest was the blue room. I knew her! Alzeranox's sister! She told us she was telling us about her day in Romanian, but I don't believe her. I think she was really giving us tips to become an pro at 'Settlers' (best board game we play at their house). Maybe she wasn't. But I still got some good hints. =D

And Lastlyness. The green room. I swear the guy kept calling us morons. I kept asking if he was speaking portuguese, and everytime this is what I heard him say, "E surry le Sturya?" and I would say, "is that a yes?" and he would say, "you know comprude..." you know...in retrospect, he might've been a psycho...maybe it's good I couldn't understand him.

And there you have it. A night of confusion! But it did inspire me to learn a language just so that I can speak it and confuse the heck out of people!

Somehow it was supposed to be centered around this years theme (1 timothy 4:12):
"Let no man despise thy youth; but be thou an example of the believers, in word, in conversation, in charity, in spirit, in faith, in purity."