Sunday, December 28, 2008

NEW YEARS DANCE!!!

Alright!
It's finally here!
The Moment we've all been waiting for...

The NEW YEARS DANCE IS ON!
*depending on the deliverers perspective


When: Tuesday, December 30, 2008
When1: foods at 7:30 and everything else until 11:30!

Where:The Stake Center in my neighborhood (If you need the address let me know...I don't want to look it up right now...)

Who: Everyones Invited
Who1: You'd better be there...:sinisterSmiley:

Why: ...why what? Why am I so excited? Why are you not coming? Why do you keep giving me funny looks as you read this? Why is the sky blue? I don't know what you want...
Why not: It'd be sad if you were the only Northridge/Nuames Northridge student to not be there!

What: I already told you...THE NEW YEARS DANCE!! WOOT!

Call now and we'll include this fabulous piece of yarn! It's stringy, it's colorful, it's so much fun! sign your soul away on delivery and it's all yours. You'll need your doctors permission, as we don't know if you have any of the following side effects...Sore Throat, Nausea, Drunken Vigor, Increasing chance of random robot Koala attacks, loss of hair, yarn, or other important body parts. You heard right. No unluckiness* whatsoever.

6 comments:

Brigitta Rae said...

O_o Yarn?

Jerry said...

O_o Yarn?

That's all you have to say about the ad?!? It took me precious seconds to come up with that part about random Cyborg Koala Attacks!! And all you have to say is O_o Yarn? ?

meh, all that aside...crud...uh...LOOK! A DISTRACTION!!...*uses super glue to walk on ceiling, then grabs magic bananana of invisibleishness* YOU'LL NEVER GET ME COPPERS! NEVER!!!

Brigitta Rae said...

it seemed appropriate...sorry...I mean I'm a slave to my sleep scale, it determines how much I catch. But that is pretty awesome...now that I re-read it (ahem). Wait, did you get a PANDA ROBOT TOO!? OMGEORGE! Please say yes!

*banananananananana of invisibleishnesss then disappears in a cloud of rain drops and sunshine* HA! That's what you'll think, but I'll never have the chance if you never even get in my way! You shall not posses the B.O.I. for as long as I can touch my tongue to my toes! *gallops off on an invisible pony* TO AVANLAUD! *trips... recooperates...then trouts off on the pony once again, acting as though her sattle is skewed slightly to the left*

Brigitta Rae said...

btw your layout is not chrome user friendly!

Jerry said...

You cant ouch your tongue to your toes? Prove it! That's just like licking your elbows!

A Panda robot...no, But I had the robot koalas and even some snowmen waiting to ambush you at the dance, then you never showed up! So, they started a fire and much chaos without you...

Not Chrome friendly? It's googles own website here! How can it not be? Chrome must just be some cheap knock-off then... How does it look on chrome?

Brigitta Rae said...

I'll make a web cast.

AURGH! I missed it!? Ah well. I'm sorry! I really planned on crashing it! I even had a speech I was going to make over the DJ's mic! But I did something really really reeeeaaaalllllyyy stupid and couldn't go...so...punish bob! ^_^ Naw, I take your wrath! You should send your robots over to my house so I can see them in action (and reprogram them to follow my command!)

Yep! But it looks really funky! I can't decide which I like better! o_0